For all you parents out there who've had it up to here with princesses, this poem is a decent anti-princess remedy...
IN SEARCH OF CINDERELLA
by Shel Silverstein
From dusk to dawn,
From town to town,
Without a single clue,
I seek the tender, slender foot
To fit this crystal shoe.
From dusk to dawn,
I try it on
Each damsel that I meet.
And I still love her so, but oh,
I've started hating feet!
