- don't touch anything glass
- did you fart? I smell a fart. Their water smells like farts?
- 'don't worry, I'm your friend'
- 'we're going to a partay' (she was convinced 'partay' was proper pronunciation)
- Megan would grab soccer ball from the boys and start running away
- cajoled a boy into playing by saying "I'ma superhero and I'm the fastest!"
- was asked 'give me your plate' and Megan said no, 'get up and get your own plate.'
- [Aug 1] Megan and Daddy visit the Enchanted Forest
- [Aug 2] Megan says: Daddy, you cook. Mommy, you take Reznor. Halto Sandy and I are going to go play. That will solve all our problems. I'm going to magic something.
- [Aug 2] Megan says: Sandy is going to come play with my after I swim in the pool because Sandy understands me.
- [Aug 2] Megan was at a bra store. A sales lady asked her: Are you going to buy one? Megan replied: No, I don't need one. My boobies are too small.
- [Aug 6] Daddy finds a version of Snow White online closer to the Grimm original and reads it to Megan before bed. Afterwards he finds Annie Liebowitz's Snow White. Megan says "I want to be that girl wearing that dress. Daddy, can you buy me that dress? And can you buy me some rabbits?" I then found her some other photographs from the series which she devoured eagerly.
- Mommy licks her finger and wipes some chocolate away from Megan's cheek. Megan says, "Mommy, don't do this," she licks her finger, "and touch my face. It's gross!"
- Yesterday I tried to convince Megan we should watch Star Wars (instead of Treehouse channel). She said, "Daddy is that one of your movies?"
Me: Yes it is.
Megan: Mommy said I'm not allowed to watch your movies, right Mommy?
Mommy: that's right, Megan.
She ratted me out! My own daughter. No wait---I have no daughter. - Daddy was tucking Megan into bed. She says, "Daddy, when I'm six I'll be able to drive my car. And then Mommy and Daddy and Reznor with get in the car and I'll drive fast. Then I'll drive slow. Then I'll drive really fast, so fast we fly off the earth. And we goed [sic] to another earth, a dirty earth. And we'll look for Wall-E there and we will bring him back to our nice earth. And that is my nice story."
- [Aug 16] On our way back from Ivan and Deanna's engagement party we were talking about some of Megan's escapades. Suddenly Megan chimes in, "Are you talking about me" with a tone of admonishment. "No, we're not, Megan", we replied. Megan: "Yes you are!"
